bogleech:

dirtfiend:

here.

he went

neilnevins:

notnights:

"What if every time Bill appeared the Bill Nye theme just played distantly." - charlesmontyburns

Look at what I did.

Volume warning also.

THIS SHOULDN’T WORK AS PERFECTLY AS IT DOES

nightmareloki:

nightmareloki:

brucewayneisgay:

undress…

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

My mom woke me up by screaming at my cat at 9 in the morning. then i continued sleeping til half past 1 pm…

Oh gosh, that doesn’t sound fun. <:C

i just woke up myself. a cup literally exploded. as in nobody touched it it just shattered by itself in a closed room. weird huh?

Ooo, spooky.

I’ve actually seen something like that happen before, but it was with a dinner plate while my mom was washing dishes. She was using hot water and it suddenly went cold for a bit so one of the plates wasn’t as hot as the rest and after she put it on the pile and started on the next plate it just exploded.

Good morning to everyone that’s awake right now.

I just woke up after sleeping for 10 hours straight and am now going to try to work on my minecraft texture pack.

How’s your morning/day/night going?

balenaproductions:

alexandertheswell:

I LOVE SHARKS!!!!!!!!

I lost it at 0:21

colbiebryan:

please make this the new vine wave

cancerously:

ladycels:

If you liked this tutorial, pleas check out my Facebook page for more of my work!

http://www.facebook.com/LadyCels

Larger Size avaliable on my Deviantart 

Just an addition: If you don’t have any beeswax around, a dryer sheet does the same job of stopping your thread from tangling so much! :) I have one stashed in my sewing box, you can use it over and over again!

drtanner:

ilikelookingatnakedmen:

coelasquid:

Cockeyed.com is one of my favourite websites on the internet, run by an armchair scientists who goes out and does a practical experiment for whatever question stuck in his craw on a particular day, and tries to make practical frames of reference for comprehending numbers and amounts that people don’t normally try to think about. Among the crowning achievements of the site are the photographic height and weight chart made out of unedited, self-submitted photos of real people and the journal of his adventure turning a 12 foot satellite dish into a mirrored parabola death ray to zap things like pop tarts and bars of soap with.

Anyway, I was particularly entertained by their story of wanting to be able to visualize how much blood is in an average adult human by going out to dump six quarts of fake blood at the end of a dead-end street, only to be disappointed by the fairly unimpressive 36 square feet the blood stain covered after they spent the afternoon trying to rake it out by hand to look as big and scary as possible.

Horror writers take note, there isn’t nearly as much blood as you think inside a person.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME THAT’S A FUCKING MASSIVE SPLAT OF BLOOD

ESPECIALLY IF IT’S *MY* FUCKING BLOOD

Holy penis. 

This is an amazing resource for writers. Look at all the shit they’ve found out that would be actually really useful for fiction!